THE QUIET GLADES OF EDEN All such proclivities are tabulated - By trained pathologists, in detail too - The obscener parts of speech oompulsively Shrouded in Classic Latin. But though my pleasure in your feet and hair Is ungainsayable, let me protest (Dear love) I am no trichomaniac And no foot-fetichist. If it should please you, for your own best reasons, To take and flog me with a rawhide whip, I might (who knows?) surprisedly accept This earnest of affection. Nothing, agreed, is alien to love When pure desire has overflowed its baulks; But why must private sportiveness be viewed Through public spectacIes? Enough, I will not claim a heart unfluttered By these case-histories of aberrancy; Nevertheless a long cool draught of water, Or a long swim in the bay, Serves to restore my wholesome appetite For you and what we do at night together: Which is no more than Adam did with Eve In the quiet glades of Eden. - by Robert Graves